Every time liberals want to pass legislation about something, newspapers and television reports fill up with stories about a kind-faced and law-abiding person who just wants to be able to live their life if it only wasn’t for you: the American public, because you’re calloused and won’t extend “human rights” to them (known to sensible people as “extending the right to break legal/moral barriers and then get benefits”). The reason for your callousness, of course, because you’re selfish and racist and bigoted. This treatment is especially applied by the media in the argument over illegal immigration.
Before getting started however, it should be known that this writer has personally known and enjoyed the companionship of an illegal alien before. His name was Armando, and he was one of the nicest, most polite, charming young men I’ve known in my lifetime. He couldn’t speak English worth a damn, but it was clear to me that the kid just wanted to work hard to support the family he’d left back home. Back then, his friends have me over for carne asada in the rural Californian town of Bonsall, we’d listen to music, and enjoy each other’s company. He was my buddy. I’m even willing to assume that–at that particular time and place–he was a better person than I was. (more…)