This week, I had the pleasure of watching Ron “The Hedgehog” Jeremy debate a conservative on MSNBC regarding a new anti-pederasty bill. Supposedly, the bill intended to create a national registry of porn stars for the purpose of ensuring the legal age of all porn stars, so that nobody could be paid to have sex before they turned 18–like infamous porn star Tracy Lords was. And yes: suddenly self-righteous Americans were dumb enough to bring the first amendment into the issue, because they actually believe that making porn is speech.
But here’s a novel argument, brought to you by logic. You may have learned how to do this in eighth grade geometry class. (more…)